What is it with the hot air balloons?

Balloons..... No balloons....... but what really annoys me is the lack of high definition flag girls in bikinis in any sim. Why no flag girls?? It's sacrilege. Its not right and its just wrong.
Sales would go up. Teens would actually want to get their drivers license. And Oprah would look good..... Ok Oprah and bikini is just not right but....
Do it for the sale....... Do it for the kids. Especially for us older kids!!