Do I need to keep this weekend free?

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  1. Vedster

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    Over 60 get 10 seconds head start each race to make it fair and to compensate for all those miss-shifts due to arthritis related problems.

    Lol
     
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    That is funny :)

    I do qualify btw ...
     
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  3. Jka

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    All other requirements fullfilled except #2. My hair looks like bunch of steel wire. Do I qualify? :cool:
     
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    absolutely LOL
     
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    Look on the bright side. When you do eventually go bald, you'll be able to use a Brillo pad for a wig! Mind you, don't get the soap filled ones or you won't be able to go out in the rain.:cool:
     
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    I'm 34, bald and have been working on my beer belly for years!
     
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  7. Jka

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    rolf!
     
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    Where section 2. cannot be fulfilled subsection 2.1 maybe invoked.

    2.1 At the discretion of designated Racing Stewards excessive hair is to be pooled and made into wigs for use as deemed necessary.
     
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    Imagine that! Wigs made of ear and nose hair! (well you did say excessive hair).
     
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    LMAO

    Now in my case I have 2 slight queries:-

    1) - I have the belly but it is due to excessive fast food, etc and NOT beer.......does that matter??

    2) - I do have a full head of hair but it is pretty short and as such I do not have excess hair for wig making?!?

    Shall I get my coat and leave the clubhouse :D
     
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    LOL

    As long as one of the criteria has been satisfied rookie membership will be issued till member works on the rest of the requirements
     
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    Eeeeek !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what have we done ???

    2.1.1 Hair from other places/orifices located NOT on the top of the cranium is expressly forbidden.
     
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    So when does the Mod come out then?:D
     
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    Just proves we are typical racers lol. Always looking for the loopholes in the rules.
    PS I wonder if we can keep this thread off topic for the full page?
     
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    should be written:

    2.1.1 Hair from other places/orifices located NOT on the top of the cranium is expressly welcome, especially on the back.
     
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  16. Vedster

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    Might just for a Laugh put up a ZFRW called server as soon as beta goes live

    Password : nurse
     
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  17. killerwatt

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    "The bedpan sprint" I think it could catch on!
     
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    Lol

    2 lap race with mandatory toilet pit stop
     
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    Lmao!
     
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    Full safety gear (Nightcaps and full length nighties) to be worn and two wheels of zimmer frame to remain in contact with the track surface at all times.
     
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