Dear Sir or Madam, In regards to the latest Roadmap for July, I must register in the strongest terms my complaint about the way things are progressing. I cannot for the life of me understand how you can just throw YEARS of time schedules out the window and force we the users to adapt to an entirely new dynamic. Yes, you heard me correctly, I am an old man, I cannot be expected to absorb the updates to not just one group of cars, nor even two, you have dropped upon us a veritable mountain of improvements. Now to the crux of my complaint....YOU FREAKIN' have already released items from your roadmap!!! Are you insane? Can you not give we the Users a chance to bitch, whine and moan for at least a month or two? And to top that off, I am to expect Sebring on the Morrow???? I just won't stand for such wanton disregard for all that is proper and time-honored. Consider this complaint sent. Dave Henrie
Hear hear! Rabble rabble rabble rabble. Grumpy old men, unite against these damn hippie, blacked out vision goggle wearing hipsters and big fancy words. When I was a boy, all we needed was a stick or a stone for weeks of fun and bloodletting. What channel is this new show on the wireless.
Policeman: Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles! Squidward: Stand back! I've got gardening tools! [the policeman hands him an envelope] Policeman: Here! Just read this! [Squidward looks at it] Squidward: What is it? Policeman: A well thought out and organized list of complaints!