Breaking news! Santa has been recorded driving his 700 HP Supercharged Boxmaster tuned with new generation Pirelli threaded tires. Some witnesses report that Santa had been provoked in the village tavern claiming that he couldn't make the old circuit in less than 4 minutes. Others say that it was not actually Santa driving the vehicle, but Donald Trump wearing his favourite bathrob instead. The authorities don't want to provide furher details about the case until the suspect is interrogated. More information coming soon...
